Recently, a world renowned entomologist was invited by the Queen of England to a gala in honor of the top minds in science. As this was an extremely formal event, the dress code was (obviously) "white tie." The entomologist was flattered beyond belief, and, in attempt to look his absolute best, he w...
Fred Astaire took his outfit to the dry cleaners.
"What happened to get it in such a mess?" The dry cleaner asked.
"Well" replied Fred, "Was in the kitchen when I tripped up and knocked a bowl full of rice pudding all over myself"
"Now I've got....... pudding on my top hat.... pudding on my white tie........pudding on my tails"