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Denser Jokes

What are denser than black holes?

Flat earthers

Hydrogen is the smartest.

The rest of the elements are denser.

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A guy was recruited for the first settlement on another planet....

The Settlement Chief met him on the landing site.

"This place is going to take some getting used to. It's like a mirror version of Earth. The elements which are rare on Earth are the most abundant here while the common elements are extremely rare."

"So why are we here then," the guy a...

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