Hi Reddit! My name is Joseph, and I am the son of Stephen King. AMA!
I would post proof, but it's obvious that I'm Joe King.
I always find the plots of Stephen King novels easy to follow.
There’s always a Maine character.
Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I'm not joking, but he is
Stephen King's Sons
When Stephen King’s twin sons were born, he had a hard time coming up with names for them. Finally, after several hours of thinking, he managed to pull a couple out of the air.
“I’ll name the first son Joseph, after my great-grandfather.”“Fine, and what about the other one?” His wife asked....
Earlier I saw someone throwing Stephen King books at people. I asked why they were doing that...
Then IT hit me.
I couldn’t follow the storyline of Stephen King’s “It”
Too many Maine characters.
I wanted to buy a Stephen King book the other day, but I had to buy a second one to go with it
Misery loves company.
2020 is like living in the Stephen King novels The Stand and The Dead Zone at the same time.
If clowns show up next, that’s IT I’m outta here!
Tom Hanks was recently quoted talking about how much he disliked one of Stephen King's novels.
T. Hanks: I hate It.
I was walking past a homeless man when he yelled, "Stephen King is my older brother and he stole the ideas for all his novels from me!"
I replied, "Surely you must be Joe."
Tina Turner was asked to invest in a rom-com reboot of Stephen King's clown movie
She asked, "what's love got to do with *It*?"
Every time I read a Stephen King novel, I get really confused.
Too many Maine characters.
Unlike Stephen King's stories, there is nothing scary about his son
He's been Joe King ever since he was born
I'm inviting everyone reading this, to join me in a session to think about Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.
Come to think of it.
I’m really enjoying one of Stephen King’s most famous movies while eating some fast food.
I guess you could say I’m lovin’ IT.
I don't know why my mom's throwing Stephen King's novels at me.
IT just hit me.
Stephen kings writing style is...
Lately I've noticed a strange fascination shared by everybody that comes over to my house. They can't seem to get enough of this one Stephen King book I have on my shelf.
I guess it's true what they say; company loves Misery.
Husband: Honey,did Stephen King make you?
Wife: why? Husband: cause you're shining.
Stephen King is like, “I know a place”
and then everyone is like, “Maine, we KNOW.”
Author Joe Hill didn't want anybody to know he was Stephen King's son because he was afraid he wouldn't be taken seriously.
Otherwise, he would be Joe King.
So I heard the new Iphone is gonna have that new Stephen King movie preloaded onto it.
Yeah. X is gonna give IT to ya.
Touring Stephen King's writing studio
Stephen King is showing a group of students around his writing studio, chaperoned by their aging English teacher. The students are clearly amazed with the items he has on display.
King leans over the desk to pick up a jar to show the children.
“I’m often asked,’ he says with words thi...
I watched a silent film version of Stephen Kings "it" the other day.
It was Shh-it.
The guy that polishes my shoes doesn't enjoy Stephen King's books.
But he's always loved The Shining
I held the record for collecting Stephen King's books.
Then I lost It.
I just realized why Joe Hill won’t take his dad (Stephen King) last name...
because everyone would think he was Joking.
Stephen King didn't like my Halloween costume.
I dressed like a clown but he said I was doing it wrong
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
They asked Stephen King to write a horror story about a gorilla...
He told his publishers that he wanted to write it under his *nom de plume* "Richard Bachman." The problem, he said, was that he'd already written "The Monkey" under his own name. He didn't want people to think this new story was a sequel, or derivative in some way. Legally, since he'd sold the ri...
What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?
There's two morons sitting on a bridge, the big one falls off. The other didn't...
He was a little moron
I was listening to a Stephen King novel on my wife’s audiobook, and it accidentally broke.
Now I’ll never hear the end of It.
When people ask me what my favorite Stephen King novel is...
I've said it before and I'll say it again
Whenever we had guests over, my wife would get embarrassed because I have the mind of a child.
In a jar. On the coffee table. (Credit to Stephen King for this one)
A big moron and a little moron were walking along a bridge...
When, suddenly, the big moron fell off and into the river!
Fortunately, the little moron was able to stay on the bridge, if only because he was a little more on.
(Joke credit to Stephen King)
A windmill was spotted at The Dark Tower premier this weekend.
People said it was a huge Stephen King fan.
A man has been unemployed for a long time...
finally, with the release of Stephen King's remade 'It', he gets a job posting huge billboards around the city. After some weeks however the movie was slumping, so in a desperate effort for publicity, the advertisers sent the man back out with crimson paint and a paint brush and told to give all the...
Why was the ground all white after Custer's Last Stand?
Because the Indians kept coming and coming and coming... **Courtesy of Stephen King's "The Stand"
Comic-Con Mysteries Panel
A friend of mine went to Comic-Con in San Diego a few years back, and attended a panel on mystery books and movies. Authors and actors there, a large panel, nearly 20 people. Most of the cast of the Sherlock Holmes movies and a few Agatha Christie adaptation were there. One of the audience members a...