Why is it so difficult to remodel x-rated theaters?
All the walls are load-bearing.
What resolution do Mexican movie theaters show movies in?
Por que.
"Lincoln" grossed $275,000,000 in movie theaters
Which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in theaters
Starting this Thursday, some movie theaters will not allow large bags inside the theater
But thank God I have a few twix up my sleeve
I hate theaters
Everything is so staged
Lion king comes to the theaters and
Simba was moving slow so I told him to mufasa
In response to bankruptcy, AMC will open libraries in their theaters
They're calling it paper-view.
What do 85% of movies that don't hit the theaters all have in common?
Nicholas Cage
Aspiring thief enters theater
Steals spotlight
I wanted to go see Malcolm X when it came out in theaters...
But I was afraid wouldn't get it since I hadn't seen 1 through 9
Bob Iger should be locked up for domestic terrorism.
Because all the movies Disney sent to the theaters in 2023 turned out to be bombs! Ahahahahaha!
Saudi Arabia just announced they will allow movie theaters for the first time in over 35 years.
This has brought with it lots of excitement in the country. The first movie expected to be played is the classic middle eastern comedy Schindler's list.
Why do so many /r/thedonald users work in movie theaters?
Because they're great at projecting.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Just watched Once Upon A Time In Hollywood in theaters and without knowing anything about it other than the title.
I still don't.
Do you want to watch the movie "Venom", about Spider-Man's archenemy, before it hits theaters? Easy!
You just have to navigate the dark web...
A man goes to the Optician for his eye test.
The Optician asked him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theaters and closed pubs." That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!
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