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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.
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The Hunger Games is like Soccer.

Everyone runs around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.
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Hunger Games : Mockingjay

For the last installments of the Hunger Games series, the director has decided to make a change. In the new movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman will unexpectedly be killed by the heroine.
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If Katniss and Peta from the Hunger Games had a ship

Would it be KatPee? Or Penis?

If there's any doubt about what parts of The Hunger Games match the books, we can be sure at least one thing is true to the series; The sound played after someone dies during the games.

That's definitely cannon.
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The Trump Years in a Nutshell

2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
2017: Trump's still trying?
2018: "Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"
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What game do Africans play everyday?

THE HUNGER GAMES

(I'M GOING TO HELL)
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