Why did Thor throw his axe at Thanos's chest, instead of cutting off the hand with the gauntlet?
Because he was going for the kill shot instead of disarming him.
Thanos came to Earth in 2023
seeking the six Infinity Stones. As he sat on a rock, waiting for his underlings to bring the Stones to him, three strange men arrived in front of him, seemingly out of nowhere. One wore a red cape, another bore a red shield, the third was clad in a red suit. They fought, and it was a bloody battle,...
A racist, a misandrist and a misanthropist kills Thanos
The racist, Tyrone, says: "I need it - so I can remove all the asian people. I really don't like them".
The misandrist, Evelyn, says: "No I need it more - so I can remove all men from existence!"
"Don't be silly! If you remove all the men, women will die out too!" Tyrone shout...
5 And’s
Not really a joke, more like general humor
A teacher asks her class how many times they can use the same word in a row, in a grammatically correct sentence.
Jimmy says he can use the word “and” 5 times. So the gauntlet was thrown down
He tells the story - there was a painter hi...
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