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Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Phil Mickelson just missed the cut at the U.S. Open

He must be LIV-id

For the first time in his professional career Tiger Woods failed to make the cut at the Arnold Palmer invitational

People are saying he just rolled over.

So it seems i lost the cut of beef i was preparing...

...it was a mistake.

What did you call beef that didn't make the cut

a miSTEAK

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