Renter: They are ok. But it sounds like they are bang on the floor every night at 1 in the morning.
Landlord: That is outrageous. I will talk to them at once.
Renter: No. It is really not that big of a deal. I am usually up then...
Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free?
Because they’re not tenants
The tenants said the house was haunted.
You’d think I would’ve noticed after 200 years.
So I was in my room and I saw a group of ten ants just running around frantically. I felt badly for them so I made a small house for them. out of a cardboard box.
This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.....
As a landlord, the most laid-back renters I ever had were a Chinese restaurant.
They were lo mein tenants.
An ant knocked on the door of a house.
The house owner opened the door.
"I want a place to stay," said the ant.
"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free" said the owner.
Thankful, the ant went inside and occupied the vacant room.
After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the o...
“Sir you have got to help!” said the tearful man at the door.
“There is a family that I know very well that is in desperate need of money. The Father has been out of a job for over a year, they have five kids at home with barely a bit of food to eat. The worst part is, that they are about to kicked out of the house and they will be left on the streets without ...
An ant couple and their eight ant children
moved into an apartment together. They were tenants.
Do not ever rent an apartment to an ant.
As soon as they sign the lease they then become tenants.
What do you call a group of bugs in an apartment?
What do you call it when there are small numbers of insects living in your apartment walls?
Did you ever hear of the landlord who played favorites?
He only did maintenance for his main tenants.
11 jokes from the world's oldest joke book
1. A Student Dunce Goes Swimming
"A student dunce went swimming and almost drowned. So now he swears he'll never get into water until he's really learned to swim."
2 An Intellectual Visits a Friend
"An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man...
My friend who bought an old house says sometimes he hears a melancholy voice at night.
Particularly one that whispers, "Sigh, I guess these new tenants will have to do."
I told him to ignore the noises. That it's just natural. It's just the old house - settling.
What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?
How many times is this guy going to fall down the stairs?
Until he sticks the landing. Full story---> I could hardly sleep last night because two of my tenants were up all night drinking and taking their medicine. As he was trying to take a cab to his doctors appointment, he fell down the stairs. I didnt want to move him in case his head or neck was ...
Burglar Meets Moses and Jesus
There was once a burglar that had been staking out a house for weeks. He finally decided to break in when we saw the tenants leaving for dinner date.
He then snuck in through a back door that he knew where the extra key was hidden. As he snuck through the house spotting his flashlight on what...