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Tectonic Plates Jokes

How do tectonic plates greet each other?

They shake lands

What do you call two tectonic plates having a fight?

Ground beef

I’ve never trusted tectonic plates

They’re too shifty

Even if tectonic plates aren't dishwasher safe...

I bet they make for a great continental breakfast!

Are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

IDK but they're perfect for a continental breakfast.

- that's some faulty humour -




Source:
http://lustyyouth.tumblr.com/post/119359329507/affectionateghostie-maddoraptor-edwrad

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Why do tectonic plates keep rubbing each other up without any reason?

They have some dispute over whose fault it is.

What do you call a border dispute along tectonic plates that's settled through improv?

Whose Fault Line is it Anyway?

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

Yo mama so FAT

She eats her dinner off of the tectonic plates!

February 29th, 2020

On February 29th of this year, something extraordinary happened.

I was walking across the road, head down, minding my own - when I heard it. This incessant, mechanical noise. Like spring-loaded footsteps. Real slow.

Far away, it came. Cascading against the city walls. A pneumatic sigh....

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