Why do tectonic plates keep rubbing each other up without any reason?
They have some dispute over whose fault it is.
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What do you call a border dispute along tectonic plates that's settled through improv?
Whose Fault Line is it Anyway?
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What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?
Subduction!
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Yo mama so FAT
She eats her dinner off of the tectonic plates!
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February 29th, 2020
On February 29th of this year, something extraordinary happened.
I was walking across the road, head down, minding my own - when I heard it. This incessant, mechanical noise. Like spring-loaded footsteps. Real slow.
Far away, it came. Cascading against the city walls. A pneumatic sigh....
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