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Pangea Jokes

I used to be in a band called Pangea…

but then we drifted apart and split up

Pangea was my favorite band

Earth just hasn't been the same since they broke up.

I remember when they first told me about pangea....

It was a groundbreaking discovery.

Long ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth,...

A young Tyrannosaurus Rex was out on the hunt when he stopped to take a drink from a nearby lake.

There, cooling off in the water, he saw the most beautiful Triceratops in all of Pangea. He asked her her name and invited her to go out hunting but she told him she wasn't really into that kind ...

Have you heard the people who pronounce 'Pangea' with a hard 'g' instead of the soft one?

For the confused, I'm talking about consonantal drift.

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