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Tandoori Jokes

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Sikh Joke

Each Friday night after work, Sardar would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled ...

What do you call LSD covered in curry powder?

Tandoori trippin'

Little Johnny walked into a Bar

Little Johnny walked into a Bar and
aggressively shouted his order to the bar man,
”Please give me half chicken tandoori and then
give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton,
bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
Bar man processed his request and gave him
his
meal and everyon...

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James and his giant peach

James was a delivery boy of amazing delicious fresh Indian food from one island to another. James loved peaches, the head chef told him to take a small peach and everyday he rowed out to the neighbouring island , for his good deed his peach would grow.
James on first day of work collected butter ...

Two Indian restaurants across the street from each other were involved in a feud

The feud had gone on a long time and was pretty extensive. There were pricing wars, sabotage, recruiting chefs from each others restaurants, stealing recipes... The restaurant on the right side of the street was starting to gain an advantage as they were being recognized for their delicious tandoo...

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