It was Christmastime, and everyone was feeling merry..

..so she went home.

I know it works better when spoken. My grandpa used to say this line every Christmas. RIP Tata, you made reddit.

It was Christmastime, and everybody was feeling Merry.

So she went home.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

How do you make a Kleeex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

I have a little Christmastime request!! I am actually here for some good jokes for a 9 year old boy! I am looking to make him a joke book for Christmas. (Things are a little tight this year)
If anyone has a good one that's kid friendly I would really appreciate...

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