"Oh that is great, Billy. But you should be careful, you are young and an STD or unwanted pregnancy is going to be devastating. Please, remember to wear a condom if the situation arises... Actually, no. I don't trust you, son. Put it on right now, because at the heat of the moment you will forget." ...
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A man is driving down the street one night and sees a nun hitchhiking on the side of the road.
Wanting to do a good deed, he pulls over and offers to pick her up.
Thankful, the nun gladly accepts his ride and tells him where she is heading. This happens to be on the way for him anyway, so even better!
The conversation on the way is a bit stiff at first — you know, not really kno...
[OG] [Based on a true story] My dad and I hopped into the car to go do the weekly shopping.
It was a chilly day from the breezy autumn months.
Leaves have been falling off the trees for two weeks.
The car was dusty and covered in dry leaves from the overhead trees.
Dad started the engine and I sat shotgun next to him.
There was a deep silence because we have bee...
You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls
All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat.