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Nostalgia Jokes

Finally unsubscribed from r/nostalgia

The posts there just aren't what they used to be.

Nostalgia

... It just isn't what it used to be.

I don't go to nostalgia conventions anymore.

They're not what they used to be.

Why is nostalgia like grammar?

We find the present tense and the past perfect

A nostalgia trip.

Knock knock

Who's there

Doctor

Doctor who?

Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in the Autumn, it's because of nostalgia?

They're trying to get back to their roots.

"Excuse me, sir, is this the Nostalgia Club"?

"Yeah man, but let me tell you, it ain't what it used to be!"

Remember when jokes weren't just about nostalgia ?

Those were the days.

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Nostalgia.

On their 50th anniversary an old couple decided to spend the night in the same room where they had their first night....

Nostalgically the old man says:
Huun.. you remember how I cut my finger and spread blood on the bed sheet to make everyone believe that you were a virgin on our first ni...

I haven’t felt nostalgia for anything in a long time.

I remember all those times I used to, man those were good times.

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Five friends were sitting around, debating which Pixar movie is the greatest

After a few hours of debate, no one was willing to concede, and it was decided that a vote must be held. Unfortunately, with so few friends present, it was clear that they would need to bring the vote to the greater public. The group decided that each friend would make a plea to the subreddit of the...

Nostalgia over a past date

A woman awakes during Valentine night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at ...

As I helped my friend with some speaker equipment, he asked "Will this make a sound if I unplug it?" I smiled as a wave of nostalgia hit me square in the heart. "What's up?" my friend asked, noticing my change in demeanor.

"That's the last thing I said to my grandma."

I don't look at r/Jokes because its funny.

I look at it for nostalgia...

I can't wait to hear the big song from the new Mary Poppins movie...

SuperCapitalisticallyExploitingOldNostalgia

Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?

*A: Nostalgia!*

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What are some of the first jokes you ever heard?

Mine is "What kind of bee's make milk. Boobies!"

Please note that the jokes should be more for nostalgia's sake rather than funniness (but that is a plus).

A man and his wife attend the wedding of a mutual friend.

The ceremony is beautiful. The man and his wife are both struck with nostalgia and joy as they sit and remember their own wedding day. They hold hands throughout the ceremony, moved nearly to tears. Then, at the end of the ceremony, the new couple even walk out to the same song the husband and wife ...

Jack was dying of old age...

...and he was on his death bed. suddenly a delicious smell wafted into the room, a smell Jack knew all too well. "Oh, my loving wife, she knows I am dying and she's cooking my absolute favorite, fresh chocolate chip cookies!"

Shaking badly, he rolls out of bed and lands on the floor, disloca...

An old man is at a Corvette dealership

An old man is at a Corvette dealership.

He knows that he’s towards the end of his life, and wants to have a little bit of fun before he goes.

The old man buys the newest, fastest, red Corvette convertible on the lot.

He speeds off the lot, and zips down the street, and onto th...

I don't think my wife will ever talk to me again.

Look, I have a great nostalgia for the 90s. I listen to the music all the time. And my favorite band of all time is Barenaked Ladies.

So, of course, that's what has been on my playlist on repeat. I can't help it, the songs are so catchy! I think though that she's had enough.

"I am so s...

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My grandad sent me this

Enjoy the fun & the pun.



Q: Can February March?

A: No. But April May!



Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!



Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?

A: I better ...

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The executive is overworked and decide to take some time off and visit his farmer cousins...

The executive is overworked getting stressed and decide to take some time off from work and visit his cousins who live in a farm in the country side.
He calls his cousin who is more than happy to have him over since they haven't seen each other in years.
When the executive gets there he no...

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Green ping pong ball.

These was once a girl, Sara, whos third birthday was coming up, and as this was the first time she was old enough to really understand what was happening, her parents asked her what she wanted.
"I want a green ping pong ball!" Sara answered immediately and without a hint of uncertainty. The par...

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The Girlfriend Joke

Now, I need to caveat the beginning of this joke with some information. I'm a solid six-outta-ten, a real average looking guy. Never been too smooth wirth the ladies but whaddaya do, never been lonely neither.
So, one day I come home from work, I live in a little apartment complex, and I see acro...

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