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Sizzle Jokes

Actors strike update: Kevin Bacon joins the picket line in sweltering Hollywood

He's going to sizzle out there

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In the USA a dogs go "woof woof", in Japan dogs go "wan wan", and in China dogs go

"Sizzle sizzle"

What does the cook on a pirate ship say?

Sizzle me timbers!

The cook promised a chicken that he will spare its life if it can guess their location.

In a state of panic, the chicken asked "What's going to happen to my family?!" The cook looked down with disappointment smeared on his face. "Help! Help!" the chicken clucked for his final minutes have arrived. "I need your guess now," said the cook as the deep frier began to sizzle. "A volcano, the...

What's Snoop Doggs favorite part of grilling?

The sizzle.

When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely...

... fo' sizzle.
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