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Abridged Jokes

A Complete History of Russia (Abridged)

“And then things got worse.”

An Abridged Story About a Bridge

In short, two sides needed connecting.

What do you call a book that's been over-edited?

Abridged too far.

There are some eerie similarities between the assassinations of President Lincoln and Kennedy...

Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846.
JFK was elected into Congress in 1946.

Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
JFK was elected President in 1960.

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.

A week before ...

I decided to read War and Peace whilst walking over the Golden-Gate,

I'd heard the abridged version was easier to finish.

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