Stupid Person Jokes - 7 Hilarious Stupid Person Jokes

The difference between a stupid person and a pizza

One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.

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What do you call a stupid person who steals money?

An imbezzle

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Terrorists of Reddit, who is the most stupid person you have met in your organization?

Don't forget the name of your organization as well!

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My 5 y/o cousins joke :)

Him:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Him: It's the chicken!

I fell right into the little tackers trap!

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A burglar is walking around a garden at night:

When he suddenly hears a voice saying "Jesus is watching you" He looks around but doesn't see anyone and ultimately decides to keep going.

But then he hears the voice again say "Jesus is watching you" at this point the burglar is really looking around and he notices a parrot. He asked the par...

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If you are stupid, stand up!

Teacher: Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up.

After a while, Little Johnny stands up,

Teacher: Ah, so we have one stupid person among us.

Little Johnny: Actually, It broke my heart to see you standing there alone.

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My Grandmas Old Advice.

My grandma used to always say,

"Boy, never hate people for the things they can't change...
hate them for the things they can change, like their stupid personality, their shitty opinions or their inferior religions."

At least that's what I think she said, I never listened to the st...

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