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Truck wreck

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astou...

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"your happiest memory..."

TV crew is shooting a reality series in a rural and mountainous area and they decide to interview this older man, John, who had lived there all his life. They ask him all sorts of questions, when finally the reporter says: "John, please explain to our viewers at home what your happiest memory is, a...

Atheist in the Amazon

An atheist is walking through the Amazon when he finds himself surrounded by a group of bloodthirsty natives.

"Oh God, I'm screwed," the atheist says to himself.

Suddenly the skies open up, a shaft of light shines down on the atheist, and a voice booms from above, "No, you're not. Pick...

A man wanted to buy a horse from an old farmer.

He has already paid the old farmer $500. Then a few days later, the farmer came up to him and said, "I'm sorry Johnny, the horse is dead. I can't give you back your money either since the transaction is finished." Johnny was shocked for a while and then he said, "That's fine, just give me the dead h...

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A guy walks into a jazz bar with an octopus on his shoulder.

He orders a couple of beers, and after a few moments the bartender, head cocked, says, "Buddy, I don't mean to be coarse, but what's with the octopus?"

"This octopus?" the guy begins, thumbing at his octopodine companion, "Oh this guy is a musical virtuoso. He'd play any instrument you have h...

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It's Mr. Simon's last mail delivery after 40 years of dedicated service.

And as he arrives at the last house on his route, the number of gifts and tokens of appreciation in his overbrimming mail cart is pretty damned impressive.

And it's not without a tear in his eye that he flips the front door's brass mail slot to push the last delivery of his professional life ...

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