My wife was so upset when I brought a basket full of cadaver feet home from the morgue the week before Christmas...
I thought they'd make great stocking-stuffers.
Women. I just can't read 'em.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
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Why did the one legged man get a prosthetic leg for Christmas?
It was a stocking stuffer.
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