My wife was so upset when I brought a basket full of cadaver feet home from the morgue the week before Christmas...

I thought they'd make great stocking-stuffers.

Women. I just can't read 'em.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

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Why did the one legged man get a prosthetic leg for Christmas?

It was a stocking stuffer.

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