A teenager asks his crush out to prom

She agrees, but she has three stipulations:

First, he has to get himself a tailor-made suit.

Second, he needs to pick her up in a limousine.

Third, she wants a large bouquet of roses waiting for her in said limousine.



Determined, the teenager starts with the fi...

A guy is looking for a job in the newspaper

He comes across an offer for $15/hr. at the local zoo. He goes in for an interview and says he'll take the job.

"You might want to listen to the stipulations first. Our ape just died and we need you to dress up like him and entertain the guests." He agrees and they give him an outfit and put...

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The Man and the Genie.

A genie appears to a man and offers him three wishes. However, the genie explains there are a few stipulations. None of these wishes can have anything to do with eternal life, sex, or money. The man mulls it over for a minute and finally looks up at the genie.

"I think I'm good then."

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The Pope is dying of some unknown disease... and after seeing many many specialists they finally found one...

...that could diagnose the problem. The specialist lets the head Cardinal know the problem, all cardinals confer then go and speak with the pope.
"Your holiness, after talking to the specialist, the only way to save your life is you must have sex with someone."
After much thinking and debating...

America

How to rescue the economy:

Dear President Obama,

Patriotic retirement:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force;

pay them $1 million a piece severance with stipulations:

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed....

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