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TIL that a chemical in blueberries stimulates mental activity

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A Woman Brings Some Bread To Work... [OC] [long]

A woman works in the Editorial Office of a newspaper and brings in a large, fresh loaf of bread. She puts it in the break room, where eight or so "old boys" are sitting around drinking coffee. She says, "My husband is learning to bake and made this bread, but he made a mistake--"

But at that ...

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A man goes to the doctor because he cannot get an erection...

The man says “Doctor, I’ve tried it all and can’t for the life of me get an erection. My wife and I are frustrated! Anything you can think of to help me out? I’ll try anything!” Doctor thinks for a few seconds and says “Well…this has worked for a few of my patients in the past. Doesn’t hurt to give ...

The Rich Shoeshiner

Every morning, the CEO of a major bank in Manhattan went to the corner where a shoeshine man was always there .

He used to sit on the chair , read the Wall Street Journal , and the shoeshine man gave his shoes a shiny , great look .

One morning, the shoeshine man asks the CEO: "What ...

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