Why did Russia's Luna-25 spacecraft crash into Moon ?
There wasn't any nursery or hospital nearby to aim at.
My wife wanted to name our daughter after something from the heavens ("Sky", "Aurora", "Luna", etc.)
We settled on "Steve"
Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon.
They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
What’s a psycho called on the moon?
>!A lunatic! !<
What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?
A lunar tick.
I told my friends I was a blood sucking insect from the moon
they said I was a luna tick.
The flea jumping competition begins
Fleas from all over the country have gathered here today to take part in the contest. Expect an incredible show.
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Team 1 from Muts-4-homes Animal Shelter take the stage.
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The team lines up on the platform...
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