Stats Jokes

Three professors (a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician) are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket.

The physicist says, "I know what ... read more

Now I've just got to figure out if it's my girlfriend or my wife.

But I think it builds character.

...just his league

But I still excel in my field!

I thought that was mean.

He keeps talking about his Bayes' Theorem

But then again, you should always take stats from the internet with a pinch of salt.

It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, "How many is a brazilian?"

... are told that 2 people walk into an empty house, and that later 3 people walk out.

The engineer says, "It's simple. There must have been an observational error, happens all the time."

The biologist says, "Ah, the two people must have been a couple and had a child."

The mathe... read more

They let go of her after being paid the ransom. Now the blonde is being questioned by the cops,for info on the kidnappers.

Cop:Mam, did you get a good look at them?

Blonde:No they were wearing masks.

Cop: Do you have anything to help us with the case?

Blonde: Yes I do... read more

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

Cynthia had known that Andrew was obsessed with football ("soccer"), but she hadn't realised just how much. Andrew spent hours every day watching games, reading commentary, and analysing player stats. As she did not care much for the sport, Cynthia was hoping to convince him to spend more time with ... read more