My moods really stabilized since I quit smoking weed.
Now I'm just depressed ALL the time.
- Doctor, we have stabilized the pacient
- Good, what did you do? - We put a cardboard under the leg of the bed. - Well done team.
I recently got fired as an architect
An earthquake came and the building collapsed because it wasn’t stabilized and I said it wasn’t my fault
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An Arab and a Jew
oil Sheikh that was in a coma and needed a blood transfusion to survive. Being O- it was hard for him to get a donor with the same rare blood type. Finally they found an old Jewish farmer that was listed as a blood donor with the same blood type. However he was very reluctant to give his blood to sa...