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A nun goes down to the market...

A nun goes down to the market to buy a fish to prepare for dinner back at the convent. As she approaches the local fisherman's stand, she sees him holding up a massive fish, saying, "I'm selling this big Sunnuvabitch!". The nun, repulsed by such language, chastises the fisherman for saying this. He ...

A halibut recently started his job a local fish market...

On his first day he immediately knew he was a fish out of water.

My dad used to take me fishing.

Just for the halibut

Why did the fisherman look for flatfish?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the Walrus cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

I eat fish sometimes

But its only for the halibut.

I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet...

...but I just went for the halibut

Is there a reason you ate that entire fish sandwich?

To be honest, I did it for the halibut.

A man goes to an aquarium and buys tickets for the orca show.

He takes his seat and watches the act begin. The fearsome orca and her trainer burst out of the water to gasps from the crowds.

The trainer takes to the stage and begins speaking to the crowd, telling them that Shamu loves doing tricks, because when she does she gets a fish.

To prove t...

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

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What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj?

One has halibut and one has hella butt.

Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions]

Just for the halibut.

Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market?

They say he did it, "just for the halibut."

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Fish jokes

One fish says to the other, “You drink like a fish.”
The other fish responds, “So do you.”

What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.

What fish is best to have in a boat?
A Sailfish.

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