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Why did the penguin make a fish pun?

Just for the halibut.

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A nun goes down to the market...

A nun goes down to the market to buy a fish to prepare for dinner back at the convent. As she approaches the local fisherman's stand, she sees him holding up a massive fish, saying, "I'm selling this big Sunnuvabitch!". The nun, repulsed by such language, chastises the fisherman for saying this. He ...

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the Walrus cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet...

...but I just went for the halibut

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

My dad used to take me fishing.

Just for the halibut

Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions]

Just for the halibut.

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What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj?

One has halibut and one has hella butt.

Is there a reason you ate that entire fish sandwich?

To be honest, I did it for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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