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Halibut Jokes

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What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj?

One has halibut and one has hella butt.

Why did the fisherman go fishing on his day off

Just for the Halibut

Why did the penguin make a fish pun?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Two friends discussing dinner plans.

Friend 1: hey friend 2 what do you want to eat tonight
F2: hmm I’m thinking fish
F1: fish?!?! Why fish?
F2:... for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet...

...but I just went for the halibut

My dad used to take me fishing.

Just for the halibut

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions]

Just for the halibut.

Is there a reason you ate that entire fish sandwich?

To be honest, I did it for the halibut.

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Fish jokes

One fish says to the other, “You drink like a fish.”
The other fish responds, “So do you.”

What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.

What fish is best to have in a boat?
A Sailfish.
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