Why did the fisherman go fishing on his day off

Just for the Halibut

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A nun goes down to the market...

A nun goes down to the market to buy a fish to prepare for dinner back at the convent. As she approaches the local fisherman's stand, she sees him holding up a massive fish, saying, "I'm selling this big Sunnuvabitch!". The nun, repulsed by such language, chastises the fisherman for saying this. He ...

Why do fish swim up stream?

For the Halibut.

My dad used to take me fishing.

Just for the halibut

I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet...

...but I just went for the halibut

Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions]

Just for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

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What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj?

One has halibut and one has hella butt.

Is there a reason you ate that entire fish sandwich?

To be honest, I did it for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market?

They say he did it, "just for the halibut."

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Fish jokes

One fish says to the other, “You drink like a fish.”
The other fish responds, “So do you.”

What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.

What fish is best to have in a boat?
A Sailfish.
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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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