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I heard people don't like crustaceans.

But personally, I think they're crabulous.
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How do crustaceans bulk up?

They crab load.
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I just got done watching 3 movies about tiny crustaceans.

It was a krillogy.
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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
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What's the difference between a Coral Reef and Tienenman Square?

One's full of crustaceans and one's full of crushed Asians.
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Today I watched a documentary about crustaceans and I saw a crab take another crab's food...

...crabs can be so shellfish right?
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What do you call someone who empathizes and feels badly for the plight of small crustaceans?

A shrimpathizer.

What do you call someone who uses machines to emulate the sounds of small crustaceans?

A shrimpesizer.

What do you call someone who chases after the affection of ...

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What's the difference between Korean women with large breasts and lobsters?

One group is Busty asians and the other is Crustaceans.

What's the difference between a crab with breast implants and a dirty bus stop

One is a busty crustaceans and the other is a crusty bus station
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What's the difference between a Japanese Restaurant and a Japanese car accident?

One has lots of crustaceans, the other has lots of crushed Asians.

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A crab, a lobster, a dolphin...

and a Japanese dude run over by a truck. Which one doesn't match up?

[The dolphin. The other three are all crustaceans/crushed Asians](#s)

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