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According to a news report...

a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little li...

I managed to contact the spirit of our window cleaner who died recently.

I used a Squeegee board.

A woman gets a phone call

A woman gets a phone call saying "The viper is coming shortly". She thinks nothing of it.

She gets another call. "The viper is coming in two hours."

She freaks out and calls the cops.

Two hours later, a short Russian man with a squeegee knocks on her door.

"I am the viper...

What do you use when you want to clean windows during a seance?

a squeegee board.

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