I decided to purchase a silencer from the clearance bin...
It wasn't very good bang for the buck.
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Stinky farts are just like somehow putting a silencer on a bazooka...
Silent-butt, deadly and extremely explosive.
sometimes flammable too
A young marine is talking to an old, salty vet. The marine complains there is never anywhere he can have "private time", he says with a nudge. The old vet laughs, and suggests he use a silencer rather than his hand.
That way, they never hear you coming!
The Top 10 Reasons a Gun is better than a woman....
#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new 22
#9. You can keep one Gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's Gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary Gun doesn't mind if you keep another Gun ...
If We're Going to Arm the Teachers
All I ask is that the librarians get silencers