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Square Roots Jokes

Women Are Like Square Roots

If they're under 25, just do them in your head.

Why are square roots never sad?

Because they're always positive.

Two square roots of nine go into a bedroom...

Together, they have six.

Why were square roots, cubed roots, and other roots arrested during the Red Scare?

They were all radicals.

Girls and square roots have one thing in common...

If they are under 13, do 'em in your head.

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