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Sprinters Jokes

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

I'll see myself out.

How do cannibals call sprinters?

Fast Food

What’s the difference between a police officer and a 100m sprinter

Sprinters rarely beat the black guys

Genghis Khan once had the hands of an entire village of superb bowmen maimed so their skills could never be used against him. Similarly, he crippled a conquered town of excellent sprinters

For the town, it was a crushing de feet

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