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Spotify Jokes

Tried to play “Don’t Let it Bring You Down” on Spotify

And was let down.

Casey Anthony is removing her podcast from Spotify.

If she wanted to kill Spotify she should’ve done it when it was still in its infancy

Thanks Spotify for all the study playlists

They were instrumental in my success

Cardi B’s search on Spotify jumped by 750%

After Spotify introduced the ‘Don’t play this artist’ option.

I was using Spotify and they have this killer punch line:

Congratulations,






you just discovered a premium feature. Pay to see more!

What does a fur trader listen to on Spotify?

Trap music.

Spotify won't let me listen to any Hungarian composers for some reason

I feel so lisztless

Don't trust your Spotify discover weekly because it was updated on April fool's.

Just sayin

so I hear r Kelly's music has been removed from Spotify for hate content

when asked what he thought of this he said. ''if I could turn back the hands of time,....

LPT: If you are sick of hearing duplicate tracks on Spotify's stand-up comedy playlists,

Just delete all of the Amy Schumer material, and it should flow a lot smoother.

What does my girlfriend like to listen during her periods?

Spotify

Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis

iPhone

Facebook

Google

Amazon

Android

Twitter

Instagram

iPod

Yahoo

YouTube

Snapchat

Spotify

Tesla

Skype

Uber

Airbnb

Bitcoin

Fitbit

Emojis

iPad

and
.

....

Date a girl for a year that’s a relationship

Date a girl for a month and that’s a Spotify premium free trial

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Taylor Swift's next album is going to be another break-up album.

It will be about her split with Spotify.

Wait for few months till we reach 2020

Then we can hear '10's playlist' on Spotify

How not to forget your girlfriend’s birthday gift. Ever.

BF: Babe, look what I have got you! Spotify premium, now you can listen to our favourite love songs, anywhere, anytime, without ads!

GF: Yay! Is it for my birthday this year ?

BF: No, it’s for your birthday every year!

Skydiving without a parachute...

Is a once in a lifetime opportunity.


I heard this on a spotify ad and it cracked me up. I thought I'd share it.:)

For years I was searching for...

For years I was searching for the music of a korean show called 'Rep'. I searched all my life for that music. A good part of my life was attached to thaf show. But I cant find it. I lost all my hopes in it.

Now when I am near my death bed, some months ago I get used to reddit. What a womderfu...

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