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Sovereign Citizen Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why are you asking me? Am I being detained?!?

Why can’t you play basketball with a sovereign citizen?

They are always traveling

My newspaper had a story about a sovereign citizen “going commando” in public.

They got charged for indie-cent exposure.

Why did the sovereign citizen cross the road?

That none of your business and I am free to travel on my way without being harassed, am I being detained?

Why are Sovereign Citizens bad at basketball?

They're always travelling and they don't recognize the court.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one...they hold the light bulb and the world revolves around them.

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