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Souvenirs Jokes

What do you call souvenirs from the wax museum?

Paraffinalia!

Why are handcuffs like souvenirs?

They are made for Two Wrists...

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While on holiday, the Seven Dwarfs visit the local convent to buy some souvenirs...

They meet up with the Mother Superior and Dopey stops to talk to her.

“Excuse me, your holy one, do you have any short nuns here?” Mother Superior is quite puzzled by the question but replies,

“Not very short, some around 5 foot.”

“Are you sure there aren’t any nuns about 3 fo...

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"I went to the annual Dickens Fair, and now my wife wants a divorce."

A man trudges into a bar and slumps down on a stool.

"Hey, buddy," the bartender says, "you look pretty down. What's eating you?"

The man sighs and shrugs. "I went to the annual Dickens Fair, and now my wife wants a divorce."

"Isn't that just a bunch of Victorian costumes, usele...

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"Excuse me sir, would you happen to have the time?"

Some American tourists were cruising the marketplace in Cairo, Egypt, looking for some souvenirs to bring home with them, and one of them came across a man knelt down by a camel and he asked.


"Excuse me sir, would you happen to have the time?"


The Egyptian looked at him, reache...

There was a competition at Sydney's center point tower.

Whoever could drop their watch from the tower, get to the bottom and then catch the watch will win $100000. A man from Western Australia tried his luck by dropping his watch and running down the stairs (if there are stairs). He picked up his broken watch and left. A man from Queensland dropped his w...

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

A man returned after a 3 week

business trip to Brasil. He was there during the 2016 Olympic Games, and bought lots of souvenirs for the whole family.

Night came and the kids went to bed. His wife asked what do you got in that last box? “Come here, come closer I’ll show you.” There were three medals, bronze, silver and go...

An Army Ranger goes on a vacation...

Got this in a thread somewhere about the branches of the US military.

An Army Ranger goes to Australia for his vacation. He goes to a souvenir shop to get souvenirs, and wanted to get a crocodile skin shoe. The shopkeeper looks at him and tells him that he doesn't sell them. Frustrated, the R...

A guy completely oblivious to anything religious visits a monastery with a tourist group.

After the tour of the monastery was done, the tourist group was browsing the various religious souvenirs the monastery sold.

The guy lays his eyes on a rosary and asks the monk:
-How much is this decorative chain for?
-The monk thinks to himself that he really must be a faith...

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