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Soundcloud Jokes

Guess who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor!

>!Everybody!<

Edit 1: Wow, this blew up. is this where you post your soundcloud?

Edit 2: My inbox is ruined, I should start charging reddit coins for formatting questions.

What kind of steak do SoundCloud rappers like?

Skirrrt steak.

A struggling SoundCloud rapper decides to get a job as a farmer...

He now produces his own beets

What do Soundcloud rappers fuel their cars with?

Gaso-lean.

Dear SoundCloud rappers who shout "aye you already know who it isssssss"

No we do not.

sincerely, the general population

What do you call an onion that’s got rhythm, rhyme, and a Soundcloud account?

A rapscallion.

What do angels use to make music?

Soundclouds

What do you call a melodious fart uploaded online?

A SoundCloud

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There was a cat, a cow and a horse who lived on a farm.

It was a massive farm in Virginia which spanned a few acres, and every day the three animals would work on the farm. Even though it was exhausting, it was very rewarding.

One day, the cat decided to take the day off. While the cow and the horse worked on the farm, the cat sat down and watche...

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