I don't understand why everyone is saying that Americans are refusing to social distance...
...six feet is six feet, even if it's six feet under.
I was keep my social distance, but this guy kept getting closer.
He got real close and whispered "I'm asymptotic."
What did the cows write on their protest signs when the farmer made them social distance due to COVID?
We just want to be herd.
A fathom is a unit of length equivalent to 6 feet, so not respecting social distance would be rather...
...unfathomable.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To social distance.
(Credit to my 10 year old niece for coming up with this one.)
Your momma is soooo fat.....
she violates the social distance recommendations all by herself!
Yo Mamma
So fat she needs to social distance 12`
True reason why Europe has less COVID-19 cases than America: metric system.
Those extra 18cm of social distance help a lot!
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