What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?

One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a Manned DeLorean!

If Boba Fett’s armor was stainless steel...

he would be a ManDelorean

Why doesn’t Boba Fett work with anybody?

He hunts Solo.

What did Boba Fett do when a restaurant ran out of his favorite drink?

He threw a boba fit

What do you call a star wars bounty hunter who loves tropical fruit ?

Mango Fett.

What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming my kids.

However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

I make six figures a year

By the end of 2020 I’m hoping complete 3 Darth Vaders, 2 Boba Fetts, and 1 Spider-Man.

What do you call it when a person has a weird attraction to the best bounty hunter in the galaxy?

A Fett-ish.

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