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Smileys Jokes

Why do left-handed people make their smileys like this (:

So they don't get ink on their sleeve !

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope

and made to appear in court before the judge.

The judge said, 'You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and persuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see yo...

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