Once upon a time there was an incredible Gardener.
So the amazing thing about this gardener is that he always knows exactly how many bags of mulch he needs for a job, just by looking. Like he gets it right, every time. He’s the best. So one day, he looks at a yard he’s working on and he’s like… 18 bags. So he goes to the store, buys 18 bags of mulch...
A boy asks his Redditor father about his older sister.
Boy: "Daddy, why is my sister's name Lily?"
Dad: "Because your mother loves lilies".
Boy: "Thanks, dad".
Dad: "No problem, Reposti".
Harry Potter joke
Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology? A. He can't keep the lilies alive.