I've always hoped Whoopi Goldberg would marry my friend.
His name is Ben Cushion.
A restaurant owner wouldn't serve Mel Brooks, Whoopi Goldberg, or Andrew Lloyd Webber.
I never expected to see such EGOT-ism in this day and age.
A new jokes store opens up in town.
A kid walks in to check out the place early the next day. Looking all around, he sees that the store has several recognizable items (such as whoopie cushions) and some unique items that he'd never seen before. There was also a wall full of candy, with weird names such as "Hoot Gummies" and "Woof Bar...