Garrison Keillor is twice the entertainer that Bill Cosby is.
Keillor even puts the men to sleep.
You know why cannibals don't eat divorced women?
They're bitter.
— Garrison Keillor
Two young girls were talking
Girl 1: What does your daddy do for a living?
Girl 2: He's a lawyer. What about your daddy?
Girl 1: My daddy's dead
Girl 2: What did he do before he died?
Girl 1: He sort of clutched at his chest and fell over
From Garrison Keillor's "pretty good joke book"
A priest, a holy roller and a rabbi have a contest to convert a bear to their religion
The rabbi tries first. The priest and holy roller end up visiting him in the hospital.
The priest says "Maybe I shouldn't have *begun* with circumcision."
-Garrison Keillor, News From Lake Wobegone, Jan 21, 2017
A guy walks into a bar...
A guy walks into a bar with a handful of fresh dog manure and says to the bartender, "Look what I almost stepped in."
(from Garrison Keillor)
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