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How do you stoke a fire?

Tell it "nice kickflip."
It'll get so stoked bro.

I took my skateboard around my friend's house.

"Wanna see me kickflip?" I asked.

"No..." he sighed.

He really regrets naming his dog "Flip".

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A circus is looking for new acts so they place an advert in the local paper

A few days later the circus' agent gets a phone call. "Hi I'm Jeff!" says the caller "I saw your advert and it sounds like my dream! I think I'm definitely talented enough to be in the circus!"

"Well ok Jeff, tell me about yourself, what's your skill?" says the agent

"I can skateboard!...

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