A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish.
She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the internet. As she was cutting, she heard a voice from the heavens speak out, saying, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde was startled. Sh...
A blonde is drilling in the ice to fish when he hears a voice call out from above...
**There are no fish under the ice**
The guy looks up but doesn't see anyone. He asks - can I at least drill and see for myself?
The answers in a louder tone.
**There are no fish under the ice**
The poor guy looks up and still can't see anyone. He thinks to himself - ...
Blonde goes ice fishing
A blonde decides to go ice fishing. She makes a hole in the ice and starts fishing.
Suddenly a voice from above says: “There are no fish here.”
Startled, the blonde looks around but doesn’t see anybody. She shrugs and continues.
After a while the voice comes again: “There are...
A blonde decides to go ice fishing.
She’s got all her gear ready and just needs to find the perfect spot on the ice to set up. The blonde finds a suitable spot on the ice and starts drilling until she hears a loud voice overhead.
“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
Spooked, she gathers up her things and starts walking....
How you Know if you're in America
-- a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance. -- there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. -- Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front. -- Banks leave both vault doors...
A Man Goes Fishing On A Frozen River
It was dark. But a man (who had just enjoyed a few beers in his regularly visited bar) was determined to make a catch before he returned home. The afternoon hadn't been too successful, but maybe the night would bring more luck.
He found another part of his local river, one that was completely...
Random blonde joke.
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her fir...
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