A man on his retirement, purchased a house situated near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began.
One afternoon early into the first semester, three young boys came down the street, beating merrily on every bin they passed.
They did this the following day and the day's after that, for a week, until the man decided it was time to take some action.
The next afternoon, he walked out ...
Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame situated in Toronto?
So that Leafs fans can remember what a Stanley cup looks like.
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Strangers were sitting next to each other on airplane, getting ready to take off. While getting situated the woman sneezes, but as she does she also begins to
shudder immediately following the sneeze. The man sitting next to her extends a kind "bless you." She says thanks and they continue waiting until she sneezes again, and again she shudders and moans a little, saying "I'm sorry if I'm disturbing you." This throws the man for a loop, saying "sneezin...
There's a newly opened pub near my house which is situated on the 50th floor of the building. Their food and drinks taste out of this world and their service is amazing.
They have set the bar too high.
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A married couple comes home to their mansion situated on a golf course. When they get to the living room they discover their giant picture window is broken, glass everywhere and there is a man sitting on the couch holding a golf ball.
The husband gets irate and starts shouting at the man. “ Who the fuck are you and why are you in my house?“.
The man responds, “Calm down, when the ball went through the window it bounced off the floor and hit the vase is that was on your mantle. The vase broke and I popped out, I am a Genie...
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