John and Mike are 2 roomates. One day John's mother visited them for a day. While they were all eating dinner, the Mother was looking at the two boys and how they were acting. It didn't help that Mike was extremely handsome, which made the mother wondering if there was something more between t...
A lady gives her maid notice, so the maid decides to speak her mind 'You need to know, I am a better cook, cleaner, more attractive and better in bed than you' The lady is outraged and screams 'How dare you insinuate my husband says such things!'
'I didn't' says the maid 'The gardener does'
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Irish joke, my mum told me this over ten years ago (she's part Irish and can pull the accent) and I've created it to be a bit story like. Hope you like.
Paddy was outta work, and he ask'd his mam if she knew of any going.
She sent him down to the docks to his cousin Paddy. (Small world)
Me mam said der was a jab go'n.
(I'm going to do the rest in English cos Fuck writing it all like this!)
Paddy wasn't to happy about empl...