A man was relaxing on a beach shore.

Here’s a Punjabi joke my grandma likes to tell to everyone she meets, hope it translates well

An Indian man was relaxing on a beach shore in America, when someone walked by and asked “Hey, you relaxing?” The man, not knowing what relaxing meant, replied “No, I am Jagdeep Singh.” After an hour...

Mr Singh walks into a bar

_*Mr Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.*_

_*When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; ...

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A wealthy village man, Narendra Singh, is elected the leader of a group of villages in North India

He decides to give a victory speech to each of these villages. To do this, however, he realized he would need a secretary to introduce him and brag about how great he is, because it would look stupid if he did it himself. So he hires Mohan Nath, a highly respected member of his own village.

M...

Famed Indian athlete Milkha Singh was known far and wide for his tirelessness...

One day an American tourist saw Singh reclining on a park bench. She asked him, "Are you relaxing?"



After a long pause, Singh shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Milkha Singh."

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One Friday morning, Akshit Singh lost his dear pet cat.

He frantically searched around the neighborhood, looking for his precious Bala. He tried to search under dumpsters, he asked his neighbors if they'd seen Bala wandering around recently, and he set cat food and water outside in hopes of attracting Bala back to his house.



Much to his d...

Dalip Singh goes to the park

Dalip Singh goes to the park and lies down on a bench.

A few minutes later, a man comes there and asks him, "Are you relaxing?"

Dalip Singh: "No I am Dalip Singh."

Another man approaches him and asks him the same question, Dalip Singh gives the same reply.

When a third ma...

What if Jagmet Singh won the election

and it was actually Justin Trudeau all along.

What do you call a sikh standing on one leg?

Balan-Singh

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Trudeau, Scheer and Singh are on a private jet.

Scheer throws a hundred dollar bill out the window and says "I'll make 1 Canadian happy". Trudeau doesn't want to look bad so he throws 2 $50 bills out the window and says " I'm going to make 2 Canadians happy". Singh throws 100 loonies out the window and says "Ha! I'm making 100 Canadians happy". T...

Mr Singh walks into a London bank and asks for the loan officer

He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds.

“The car is parked on the street in fro...

Haven’t seen my Indian girlfriend in almost a month because her dad “forbids it”.

Screw you Soshul Distin Singh!

Pathan sends his neighbour, Santa Singh an SMS

A Pathan sends a text to his next-door neighbor who happens to be Santa Singh

"Salam Mr Singh, Sorry yaar. I am ashamed and I have to tell you somethng. Hope you will forgive me: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but ...

While visiting India , Donald Trump is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.

While visiting India , Donald Trump is invited
to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
Trump asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says ...

I Am Sikh

Khushwant Singh told a friend:

"Once I was travelling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sardar before. Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady. Her n...

What do most Indian people have in common?

They all like to Singh.

Two cannibals are eating Lilly Singh.

One of them says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
The other one says:
"No."

While the pandemic is going on

Villagers in Punjab are still wondering who the hell is Soshal Disdan Singh

What do you call an Indian music teacher?

Ms. Singh

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I saw a great Indian porn film last night.

Miss Singh In Action.

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Relaxing

Raju Singh decided to take a trip to the park and lay down in the grass. A man walks up to him and asks "that looks comfortable, are you relaxing?" Raju replies "No Sir, I am Raju Singh". Later, another man comes up to Raju and also asks him "the grass looks great, are you relaxing?" Annoyed, Raju s...

Full roasted chicken

Its a full crowd at the bar the place is abuzz. Santa Singh walks in sits down at a table and orders a full roast chicken.
Suddenly someone rushes in and yells “Rocky is coming!”
The customers all stop what they are doing, drop their glasses and drinks and begin to rush out, except Santa who ...

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I am leaving America……

I am leaving America and going back to my country, Ameet Singh told his boss,
Why? He asked!

Well, When I came to America Homosexuality was illegal,
After Few years it became Optional,
Now it is legal,
I wana get out before it become compulsory!

Lost in the Himalayas

Deep in the Himalayas, a hiker has been travelling for days, trying to find his way back down. Just as he's about to call it quits and give up, he spots a Buddhist monastery just a little ways ahead. When he gets to the monastery, one of the monks comes out to greet him.

"Hello," said the mon...

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