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Simon Says Jokes

On the first day of preschool, kids are taught how to play Simon Says

After you graduate high school and get a job, you find out your boss is Simon and you got duped into going to school for 10 years when you learned all you had to know on your first day of preschool.

Frustrated, you go back to your high school teacher to learn something useful for once, "Teach...

Why did Jesus change St Peter’s name?

Because otherwise everyone would listen to what Simon says, and not what Jesus says.

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