My electricity bill is outrageous for the shoddy service I’m getting...
...I’m just not happy with my current provider.
I'm the leader of a group of shoddy private investigators.
I'm a directive defective detective.
A Married Woman is Unhappy
A woman named Mel was married to a man named Ralph. Ralph was very rich, but Mel was unhappy in the marriage and wanted to leave him, but still wanted his money.
She started to have an affair with a man named Arty.
Mel: "Arty, you'd do anything for me, right?" Arty: "Sure, within re...
A Soviet woman is trying to buy a Lada
The dealer tells her there is a shortage of these cars, despite their reputation for shoddy quality. Still, the woman insists on placing an order. The dealer gets out a large, dusty ledger and adds the woman’s name to the long waiting list. “Come back two years from now on March 17th,” he says. The ...
A sheriff walks into a saloon,
and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?", he asks.
"What's he look like?", asks one shoddy looking cowboy.
"Well", replies the Sheriff. "He wears a brown paper hat,a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paperboots, brown paper pants, and a ...
In my early 20s, I was a scumbag - no car, no house, no job. I lived at with my girlfriend's apartment, and sometimes I'd even borrow her car when I went out to cheat on her.
I say "borrow", but I didn't exactly ask her for permission. She worked as a bank teller, so I'd simply wait till she fell asleep -- Then I'd sneak into the night.
When I returned, I'd adjust the seat, radio, and mirrors back how they were before. The less questions, I figured, the better, ...
What's the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?
One shakes body parts and the other bakes shoddy tarts.
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A boy heads off to college. When he got there he opened his email to see his dad had messaged him, telling him to have a great time but always be careful. He finished the message with 3 proverbs that always helped him get through life.
One day it was his roommates turn to clean the room. He n...