A pregnant woman lapses into a coma. She awakens and frantically calls for her doctor. "You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're fine," he says. "Your brother named them."
Oh, no, the new mother thinks. He's an idiot. Expecting the worst, she asks, "What's the girl's name?"
"Denise," t...
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An old man goes to the doctor
An old man goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need a cure for my constant memory lapses... and since I'm here, I also need something that will make my dick harden." The doctor says that both problems are solvable, but that it would better to treat only one at a time. The old man replies that, given his age...
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