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What do Shia LaBeouf and an iPhone cord have in common?

They both have a charge for battery.

What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.

Shia Labeouf got rejected for a job he applied for...

During a practice run he caused negative results.
Apparently he wasn't what the suicide hotline was looking for.

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To whom was Shia LaBeouf chanting "*He will not divide us*" after he got arrested yesterday?

His buttcheeks.

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