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Constantine Jokes

Constantine XI : Ships can't walk on lands

Mehmed II the Conqueror: Hold my Kebab

What do you call an ongoing fork prong?

Constantine

What do you call a guy who's 19 years old forever?

Constantine

What do you call a teenager who never grows up?

Constantine

A blonde takes part in a game show

[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts as a joke, if not please tell me which subreddit would be suitable, 'cause it's actually a pretty fun "story"]

First question: how long did the Hundred Years War last?

a) 99 years

b) 116 years

c) 100 years

d) 150 years<...

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